I was thinking about god and the things that he does...
Like watching us all at the same time and keeping track of us all the time, so either god has a lot of eyes and he is horribly mutated and disfigured and kind of weird and takes a lot of speed, just on the basis (I this hypothesis) that there are more than one of us on planet earth and that would either require there to be more than one god or that some of the statements that are made in the bible like the one true god, that would make it seem like either god has no business license and is a liar and has not paid his taxes since the beginning of time (which would explain "Deadheads" and Jews) or he sub contracts to lesser gods under the table and could possibly get in trouble for not paying them a fair wage based on the local standard of lowest possible income or minimum wage, that means that by association some of us are going down for the good lords horrible and biased treatment of day laborers and sub contractors...Also how did he get Mary pregnant and no one saw it, If a big ass white man with a ZZ-top beard came down and humped a woman in a barn (Barns aren't as big as the sky, from what I can tell) some one would have seen that because there would have been a lot of god sticking out of the barn that would have given it away also it would have probably been noisy as hell, when he bowls we all have to hear it and the whole lightning thing that he does when he lands a strike, he gets pretty excited when he does something he likes...
Also how did Moses not get eaten by a Nile and Mugger crocodile that would be hell of easy for them to eat Crocodiles are ambush and advantageous predators and also carnivores, that would be Carte' Blanche for them, and he was busy waiting other people because of the whole...that doesn't make sense or maybe he hadn't invented crocodiles yet and Moses got a free ride on that one alone, so If they tried it nowadays it would not have worked because of all of the things that he invented and the subcontractor migrant worker gods like Yellow Jose and Savage Henry those guys did a lot in America, also what about the people that he talks to, how come we read a book that tells not to do hella stuff and he personally tells other guys that they can do things like murder people and rape children that seems like a conflict of interest to me or entrapment on our part, because the things that they do usually involve the BATF and the FBI and people like that how comes Gays believe in him more than straights, in that suggestive book we have to read it kind of talks about him not really liking them and that they have this thing called being cursed from a tree (Which kind of sounds like hanging a person from there neck with a noose to die) and that one and stoning them to death those two kind of make it seem like our only job as "Christians" and "Catholics" is to exterminate Jews and hang gay people from trees by their neck and then hump women were he can see so he watch our kids take dumps and touch themselves so that he can later tell them that they can murder people that they don't like and sexually abuse children when they don't take their medication...How come he made medication how can he have made street drugs like crack and also medication that people have to take for doing crack but then he talks to them and tells them to murder people and sexually abuse children and also take crack, he sounds like he is going through a gender identity crisis, that stuff messes you up man being invisible in the sky and a drag-queen and telling people to take crack rape little girls and murder people hump random women in invisible barns and then leave your kid with a bunch of Nazi's that like to read and do algebra and make temple devoted to you managerial staff as well as the Anti-Christ, god is a mental retard, I wouldn't leave my kid with Nazi's that liked Futanari and algebra enough to kill people for making fun of their girls with penis' statues, I would just be polite and ask them if I could pass through there town without getting cursed from a tree for not appreciating Girlc--k I would just kind of do some math to show them that I was down maybe go to a rally dance in the Oi circle with my shirt on (Never dance in the circle with your shirt off or your shoes off that's like an earring one one side or your watch on your right wrist, that tells them you want to get sodomized and felate them, gay for Jesus gets raped by gay for Hitler every time) then bounce when the poppers and Lady Gaga came out that's the warning sign, that's the kill inferior organisms with our penis mentality comes on, I usually get by with them by over producing and then shaming them by studying German and Latin and then out doing the straight edges by not doing crack or listening to god about the whole raping little girls and murdering people because he told them too...I just kind of sit in my room waiting for the rapture, which was given to us on a false date on may 21, 2011 but most of us did not notice that the Christians got super powers like not paying your rent or the aforementioned behavioral paradigm of drug use and sexual and physical assault that he often suggests to Christian soldiers fighting the inferior races during the real one the last one announced was mistranslated or misinterpreted and was acted upon by accident and the real one which we hope comes from the lord and not one of the scab subcontractor/day laborers that he hired to relay heavenly information on things that are happening on earth that we should know about, like Civil wars and the right to kill these MFers for wasting our damn time and also for treating us like criminals or putting us in death camps for not believing this bullsh!t, that's why people get hung from trees by rope and then lit on fire or people get their houses burnt down or people get dragged behind a pickup truck until they die, or even things like someone getting slighted and f--ked with until they snap and rampage at their workplace with an automatic assault rifle and eliminate all the problem workers or gay communist serial killers, its mainly because the Federal government doesn't do anything they kind of just sit there and shuffle around paperwork and let massive amounts of the population get criminally abused and assaulted by the crazy's this is the worst one because of where the crazy's are in the local and city government here and most of the people that participated could get things like the death penalty and life in prison because of RICO and Color of law and conspiracy to commit those things make partisan religious alternative lifestyles a thing like say being the offending party during the crazier part of the fascist revolution and civil war in eastern Europe during the second world war.
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